. Mom at the wharehouse, dad smoking grass; I'd just settle down Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. Dad at the whore house, Mom smoking grass, and I just settled down for a nice piece of ass. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, everyone felt shitty, even the mouse! 'Twas the Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even Abe Weishaus; The manuals were hung by the chimney with care, Then out on the lawn there rose such a clatter, I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter. Short Title: ComputerUpgrade3 From: PseUDO (pseudo@nospam.co.nz) Subject: A Geek's Night Before Christmas Newsgroups: nz.comp Date: 2002-12-25 12:05:59 PST Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house .
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A Drunk’s Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, There were bottle of booze left around by some louse.
The stockings were hung by the Victory with care, In hopes that KevinX, Rylan, Gabe, or Lloyd would soon be there. 1 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the house, 2 Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; 3 The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, 4 In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; 5 The children were nestled all snug in their beds, 6 While visions of sugar plums danc'd in their heads, 7 And Mama in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, 8 Had just settled our …
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The children were wrestling quietly in bed, with sexy visions of masterbating in their heads. Twas the night before christmas Twas the night before christmas and all through the house, everyone felt shitty, even the mouse. Then out on the lawn there rose such a clatter, I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter. Dad at the whore house, Mom smoking grass, and I just settled down for a nice piece of ass. The stockings were stuffed with pretzels and beer, and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. Mom at the whorehouse, dad smoking grass; I'd just settle down for a nice piece of a**.
... Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse Mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass When out on the lawn I settled down. When through the North window there came loud a yell I sprang to my feet to see what the hell… And what to my bloodshot eyes should I see, But eight drunken reindeer caught up in a tree. When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my piece To see what was the matter. I sprung from my chair to see what was the matter. The holiday poem "A Visit from St. Nicholas," better known as "The Night Before Christmas," has delighted children and adults alike for years—and so have some very funny parodies.These comedic riffs on the Christmas classic will have you laughing like Santa Claus. The Night Before Christmas Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the house, Everybody felt shitty, Even the mouse. even the mouse. With mom at the whore house.
The Night Before Christmas Twas the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed. Twas the night before Christmas. when out on the lawn. I sprung from my chair to see what was the matter. Out on the lawn, I heard such a clatter. Twas the night before christmas and all through the house, everybody was stoned, even a mouse. I seen some big dick. . He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, everyone felt shitty, even the mouse!
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